Sunday, November 3, 2024

 Dallin: How come you can and I can’t?

Me: Beacuse I’m a grown up and I can do what ever I want!

Dallin: Well you have to pay taxes and I don’t. 

Friday, November 1, 2024

 Dallin: Can we go to the store? 

Me: It’s closes in 24 minutes. It takes 10 minutes to get there  

Dallin: So let’s go. 

Mike: You’d only have 5 minutes to shop!

Dallin: That’s not math!

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

 Me: Have you made any friends at work?

Weston: No, but I have made an enemy. 

Saturday, October 5, 2024

 Levi: Weston! That’s rude! Only I can say that, because I’m the youngest. 

and

“Of all the things that taste like chicken, eggs are not one of them”. 

Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Beach volleyball is my favorite Olympic sport. I was watching with Levi when the cameraman got a close up of the woman’s behind in her little bikini bottom. 

Levi: woah. 

Me: It’s like they are only interested in covering their butthole. 

Levi: Well it also covers her front no-no square. 

Saturday, July 27, 2024

 Scene at a garage sale-

Levi: Excuse me? How much is this platypus?

Lady: That’s a duck! And he’s $7. If you squeeze him he quacks. See? *quack* If it quacks, it’s a duck. 

Levi: I can quack. Does that make me a duck? 

*walks away quacking*

 I decided to introduce Weston and Dallin to “The Sixth Sense” today. 

Five minutes into the movie-

Dallin: So he’s dead. 

Five minutes later-

Dallin: So he’s a ghost?

Five minutes later-

Dallin: So he sees dead people?

Text to Dallin: SHUT UP YOU ARE SPOILING THE ENDING FOR WESTON!

End of movie-

Weston: HE WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME?!?! 🤯🤯🤯