Dallins first week in preschool he comes home with "Dylan" on the back of his work. 

Me: dallin, do they call you Dylan at school?

Dallin: yes. 

Me: You need to tell them that your name is Dallin!

Dallin: No, I like Dylan. 

Dallin: what do you want for your birthday?

Me: a back rub. 

Dallin: we already have a bathtub!

Dallin: I wish we were a pirate family. 

Weston: I wish we were a normal family.