Weston to other 3rd grade boy: "Yoda teaches us that size doesn't matter"

Levi: ma, it's not nap time. 

Me: What time is it?

Levi: it's 31 a'clock

Words of wisdom from Levi:

Trees don't eat donuts. 

This house can't fly. 

We don't eat cars. That would be yucky. 

We don't drive on the trees. 

Darth Vader is like a cat.