Weston: I dreamed last night that I got both coal and toys in my stocking because I was both good and bad. 

I just found Levi covered in $10 worth of forever stamps. "Look mom! Stickers!"

Dallin: Isn't poop a fun word?!?!

Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. 

Mike: That's a great nose, Levi. Where did you get that nose?

Levi: From Target.