{while eating lunch}
Levi: do monsters eat people?

Me: Monsters eat hotdogs. 

Levi: (looks at his hotdog) I AM NOT A MONSTER!

Talking to Weston about the possibility of taking piano lessons-

Me: I think you could enjoy it and develop a new talent. 

Weston: I already have a talent!

Me: What is it?

Weston: Being the weirdest kid at school. 

Dallin: I'd rather be a cat. 

Levi: I'd rather be naked!