Dinner conversation

Weston: Babies eat so messy. Does anyone eat messier than a baby?

Mike: Maybe a pig?

Mom: I think Dallin is the messiest. 

Dallin: Can I stick my head in my soup?

Me: Dallin would you turn on the fan?

Dallin: YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE!

Levi: We don't drink coffee. 

Dad: Where did you learn that?

Levi: At Costco. 

(Mom: they were giving away coffee samples at Costco today.)