Levi: A jestski is a motorcycle boat.

Levi: I could really use a count down right about now.

Dallin: My scooter!!! I haven't played on this in YEARS! Maybe a decade! MAYBE 2 DECADES!

Dallin: Mom I got you a flower!
(He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a shriveled dead dandelion.)
Dallin: oh man! It's dead. I picked it at recess today.

While checking out at Lowe's, Levi climbed up on a stack of outdoor love seats and toppled the whole thing over. Everyone watched in horror as Levi went down with the pile. On the ground and under the fallen chairs, Levi calls out "Now it's a fort"!!

Weston: Hey mom, all prisons have a guy who knows how to get things.