Mom vs. Logic

W: (Screaming sob over and over) I want my ____________! (I don't even remember what it was.)


Mom:  Well, I want you to stop screaming so I guess we are even.

Mom vs. the jungle upstairs

The boys are in bed. 


W has his Curious George doll and there are monkey sounds comings from his room. 
D has an elephant in his crib and we can hear loud BRRRRROOOOOOOs coming from his room. 


It's a jungle up there. 

Mom vs. the dramatic *sigh*

I am not loving watching my parenting being mirrored back at me by my son.  The yelling was one thing, but now W has started giving a dramatic *sigh* when he doesn't like something.  


*sigh*

Mom vs. the camera cord

I wonder why my camera cord won't work??  Maybe it has something to do with the BITE MARKS in the cord!!!

Laundry vs. the extra clean diaper

D put a diaper into the laundry.  
We didn't notice until it was time to fold. 

Mom vs. Curious W

Setting: Getting into the van after picking up W from preschool.


W: So mama, what did you do while I was a school today?

Mom vs. The Pill

The line at the Pharmacy was amused when W asked, "Why do you need medicine, mama?".  
I replied, "To make sure I don't have any more babies".