W vs. nature

W:  Where does Jello grow?

W vs. Make up

W: Mama, When I grow up to be a girl, can I put on make up?

Mom vs. Dinner

Dinner Tonight:
Shrimp Ceaser salad with homemade bread sticks. 


Now, what am I going to feed the kids???

W vs. movie lines

Actual line from the movie 'Toy Story':
Zerg: SO! We meet again, Buzz Lightyear. FOR THE LAST TIME!!!


Weston's interpretation:
Zerg: SO! Dee deet aden, Buzz Wightyear. OR WAST TIME!!!!!

Daddy vs. patience

After being home with the kids most of the day, Mike says to me, "I am just about all out of patience". 


Welcome to my world. 

Dad vs. D

I shouldn't laugh, but D is chucking his dinner at Mike.  Literally chucking his food.  Mike's shirt is covered in dinner. 

Mom vs.Things where they don't belong

Why is there a piece of pizza in the dishwasher??