mom vs. a complement

I got the nicest complement from my husband. Someone saw his desktop family picture and said "your wife is pretty". Mike said, "Thanks! She's funny, too!" 

W vs. questions

Overheard:


W to Daddy:  Daddy, why does the dinner on tomorrow???


Me: (chuckle) Yeah Daddy, WHY???


Dad: Because.... when you put a bean in water it will start to sprout.  Then you can plant it and grow a bean stalk. 

D vs. ketchup

D is dipping his hand in his ketchup and rubbing it on his hands like it is lotion. 

W vs. preschool

W's preschool teacher:  I finally figured out how to get W to stop eating crayons. I only give him markers. 

W vs. the snack

Me: What is this white stuff all over the table???
Weston: (not looking up from his maze book) It's parmesan cheese. 
Me: So.... while mommy and daddy where taking a nap, you had parmesan cheese for a snack?
Weston: (still not looking up from his book) Yes. 

D vs. sippy cups

Why aren't my "spill-proof" cups "D" proof??

Mom vs. Dishes

The dish crisis has reached a new low.  


This morning I ate my oatmeal with a baby spoon and stirred my chocolate milk with a knife.