Weston vs. class clown

We were talking to Weston about what Kindergarten is going to be like.
Me: At the beginning of class your teacher will call role.  When she says "Weston", you raise your and and say "here".
Dad: or you could raise your hand and say "present".
Weston: or I could raise my hand and say "Christmas".  hahahahahaha

He's all ready to be the class clown.

D vs. imagination

We said the dinner prayer and began to eat. Only problem, we had put the boys' dinner in the refrigerator so it would cool off.  Mike joked with the boys who had no food in front of them to "eat your dinner".  Weston fussed that he had no dinner.  We looked over at Dallin who, with a big smile, scooped up a handful of nothing on his tray and stuffed it into his mouth.

Dallin

Dallin sobbing in the back seat:
Maaamaaamaaaamaaaaaa
Dallin sees a bus:
BUS!!!!
Maaaamaaamaaaamaaamaaaa.....

The language of Weston

Occasionally, when you ask Weston a question he responds, "Let my see" (As opposed to "let me see").
I love it so much, I can't bring myself to correct him.  :)

Weston's first joke (too sweet not to post)

Weston: What did the baby cheese say to the daddy cheese?
Me: What?
Weston: "I love you daddy."

W vs. the truth

Me: Weston who got into my purse and took these cough drops?
W: Humm... I think it was Dallin.
Me: No, Dallin was in his crib.
W: Hummm.... I think it was Daddy.
Me: No, Daddy was in bed.  Who took these cough drops??
W: I think it was this bouncy ball. It was bouncing all over the room and it came and bounced into your purse and opened the cough drops.

I look to Mike for support but he is quietly in hysterics behind Weston's back.

D vs. strong language

Dallin's new favorite word is "shirt".  However, he doesn't pronounce the 'r'.

It makes doing laundry a little more fun, it makes getting him dressed interesting, but it does make me a little uneasy while walking through a department store with him pointing and saying "shi_t, shi_t, shi_t".