While wrestling with daddy Weston calls out, "RELEASE THE CHILD!!!"

Weston's Kindergarten teacher says that Weston has an advanced vocabulary.  This was apparent when he told me that my Christmas Tree was "spectacular".

Weston: Mama, whenever I hear the ice cream truck I just remember "Oh yeah, I want some ice cream".

Weston vs. Words

Weston at the dinner table: Mama, what is Cholesterol? 

Weston in the car: Mama, what does "suffering" mean?

Weston: Mama, what does "lurch" mean?

Mom: uuuh, could you use it in a sentence?

Weston: Her stomach lurched.

Driving Mr. Weston

I came up behind a very slow driver on a 2 lane road the other day.
Weston: Why are we going so slow?
Me: Because the car in front of us is going slow.
Weston: Well, you should just honk your horn at him!
Dad: No, Weston.
Me: Honestly daddy, I don't know where he gets it from. (silently chuckling)
Weston: Well, how about if you just drive around him?
Dad: No, Weston.
Me: (Not so silently chuckling) I REALLY don't know where he gets it from....

I decided to change it up a bit and wear a casual skirt one day.  Before we left the house to run errands Weston says to me, "Mama, I think the people at the library will think you are pretty."

Me: Weston, Whose birthday do we celebrate at Christmas?
Weston: Santa?
Me: No.
Weston: Aunt Lauri?
Me: No.
Weston: Dr. Suess?
Me: Oh dear....