"no somersaults at the dinner table."

Dallin's words for "Bishop" and "space ship" are one in the same.

Weston is a lover of words. Whenever he hears a new word he comes to me for the definition. Recently he asked me what "specific" and "terrorize" mean.  Then today he asked me what the demustardifyer is. I said "I don't think that's a word". He said "Yes it is, It's something that cleans up mustard".

Me: Did the tooth fairy come???
Weston: No, I didn't get any presents.
Me: Presents? The tooth fairy doesn't leave presents, she leaves money! Get back upstairs and look under your pillow!

Dallin made up his own theme music that he sings occasionally as he plays. It would be adorable if it didn't sound very close to Darth Vadar's theme music. And Dallin has never seen or heard Star Wars.

Weston: That was yum-a-licious!

Weston brought home a paper box he made at school.
Me: Hey, that's a great looking box!
Weston: It's not a box, it's a rectangular prism.