Dallin gave a me very heart-felt "thank you!" for washing his favorite green lantern underwear. 

Me: Weston, would you like to learn to play an instrument some day?

Weston: Well, I already know how to play the drums... And the tuba. 

Me: the tuba, huh? 

Weston: yea, all you do is blow in it! 

Me: Dallin! Don't put your feet on Levi!!

Dallin: I was just going to step on him softly. 

Mike and Weston are playing mad libs. 

Mike: I need an adjective. That's a word that describes someone or something. Think of something that describes Dallin. 

Weston: how about "needs a new brain". 

Weston, discussing the super powers his stuffed animals posess, informed us that Droopy Neck (the stuffed giraffe) can "shoot bullets out of his horns. 

Weston: Mommy, I understand why we have fingers but why do we have toes?

Dallin: *fart* I made my poop stink!