Buckle up Levi! We are going to the future! -Dallin

Me: Weston! You may not glue that rubber band to my spoon!
Weston: But how else am I going to make a time machine!!

Weston: hey mom, what's your favorite planet?

Mom: umm Earth 

Weston: No- a planet in outer space. 

Mom: earth. 

Weston: fine. What's your second favorite planet?

Mom: ummm Saturn. 

Weston: why? 

Mom: Because God liked it so he put a ring on it. 

Dallin: I'm going to HUG you with super power magic!

Weston: LET GO!

Weston: Are you excited for Mother's Day next week?
Me: Yup! What are you going to get me?
Weston: What do you want?
Me: I want chocolate!
Weston: Well, I have until Thursday to order something...
Me: (confused) Is there something going on at school?
Weston: No. I heard it on Pandora.

I found dallin sitting on the toilet holding a bottle of shampoo. I take it away and put it on the top shelf in the shower. (Side note; dallin has been known to make massive messes with bottles of shampoo).  Later, while he was supposed to be brushing his teeth I found him holding the bottle of shampoo again. So I took it and put it back on the top shelf of the shower.

Dallin: I can still reach it there. You should put it higher. 

Dad: how about if I ask you nicely not to touch it any more?

Dallin: I just don't think that will work. 

Dallin: Ma, Weston's stuck up in a tree. You need to call a fire truck.