Mom, what does "for pete's sake" mean?
Me: I means I've asked you to put your shoes on 4 times and here you are sitting on the floor playing with trains!

When we play rock-paper-scissors, I put my hands on Weston's head and pretend to read his mind so I know how to beat him. Then Dallin wanted me to read his mind so I put my fingers on his head and said "You want to eat cookies!" Then Levi came running over and put my hands on his head and said "cookies!".  I said, "Levi thinks Elsa is pretty" and Levi responded, "LET IT GO! LET IT GO!"

Dallin keeps asking questions from mid-conversation in his mind. Out of nowhere he says "what's that guys' name again?" Or "who's the guy next to that?" 

Dallin: Mom, I put Wolverine in your bed because he is your favorite. 

Overheard-

Weston: sometimes I daydream that there is an elevator in my closet that goes down to the earth's core. I have a secret lab there for making inventions no one else has thought of. 

The 2 year old got down from the table, tossed his plate in the sink, and announced "all done"! 

Just when you thought you were in charge of this household. :/

"Put that down! French toast is not finger food!"

"Don't shake the ketchup bottle after the lid is off"

"Get your hand out of your water cup!"

All in one meal!