After Dallin and Levi bonked, Dallin says "That was Super Painful"!

Mom: is that your super hero name? "SUPER PAINFUL TO THE RESCUE!"

He is the cause of and solution to all your problems. 

Weston: I didn't want ham in my quesadilla!!

Me: That's not ham, it's unicorn meat. 

Weston: ....It's delicious!

Levi calls lasagna "weezangna".

Me: When I was a kid, the only thing cell phones could do was make a phone call. 

Weston: That sounds stupid. 

Dinner conversation

Weston: Babies eat so messy. Does anyone eat messier than a baby?

Mike: Maybe a pig?

Mom: I think Dallin is the messiest. 

Dallin: Can I stick my head in my soup?

Me: Dallin would you turn on the fan?

Dallin: YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE!

Levi: We don't drink coffee. 

Dad: Where did you learn that?

Levi: At Costco. 

(Mom: they were giving away coffee samples at Costco today.)