Weston: Mom, you know those boxer underwear ...?
Dad: (overhearing and misunderstanding) Lobster underwear?
Weston: Lobsters don't even wear underwear!!

Overheard: If you mess with the Dallin, you're going to get tickled.

Levi likes to make his hand into a fist and call it his hammer. He will hammer you or hammer himself. We were in the grocery store and he yells out "I AM SO HAMMERED"!

Weston: (speaking in a dreamy voice to his cotton candy) It's so soft. It's like insulation you can touch.

Dad: Non-toxic is not the same as eatable!

The boys are playing checkers.
Dallin: this is my rook.
Levi: this is my rook, this is my king, and this is my princess.
Weston: Levi, your piece is in checkmate.
(Emphasis on the fact that these are checkers pieces)

Weston: do they make people sized 3-D printers?
Mike: yes.
Weston: I could make a life sized ME!?!
Me: What are you going to do with a life sized Weston?
Weston: It would be Sooo HANDSOME!!