Dallin: Mom I got you a flower!
(He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a shriveled dead dandelion.)
Dallin: oh man! It's dead. I picked it at recess today.

While checking out at Lowe's, Levi climbed up on a stack of outdoor love seats and toppled the whole thing over. Everyone watched in horror as Levi went down with the pile. On the ground and under the fallen chairs, Levi calls out "Now it's a fort"!!

Weston: Hey mom, all prisons have a guy who knows how to get things.

Weston and I were playing around when he calls out "you are a feisty woman"!!

Weston: Mom, you know those boxer underwear ...?
Dad: (overhearing and misunderstanding) Lobster underwear?
Weston: Lobsters don't even wear underwear!!

Overheard: If you mess with the Dallin, you're going to get tickled.

Levi likes to make his hand into a fist and call it his hammer. He will hammer you or hammer himself. We were in the grocery store and he yells out "I AM SO HAMMERED"!