Dallin: Mommy, when you were little did you want to grow up to be nothing? ☹️

I showed Dallin a picture of him in our dining room of the Maryland house and he says "I remember that wall. I used to throw my peas at it."

Mike: Why is their toothpaste on the mirror? Did you spit your toothpaste on the mirror??
Dallin: Well... yes. Sometimes I do things and I don't know why I do them.

Levi: Jerky is turkey that was a jerk.

Levi: A jestski is a motorcycle boat.

Levi: I could really use a count down right about now.

Dallin: My scooter!!! I haven't played on this in YEARS! Maybe a decade! MAYBE 2 DECADES!