Levi: let’s play charades. what am I?
Mom:  A snail? A wet towel? Someone doing yoga?
Levi:  i’ll give you a hint. Pirates are looking for me.
Mom:  buried treasure!

Levi calls a bruise a “broo”. If you have 2, the plural would be broos or “bruise”.

Overheard: Oh, I just remembered! Mittens has DJ lessons today!
-Levi (6)
Mittens is the stuffed animal cat.

2011
Weston: Where's the book about 'mac n cheese'?
Me: What????
Weston: The book about 'mac n cheese'!
Me: The book about 'Macaroni and Cheese'?????
Weston: No, 'Mac n cheese'!
Me: *thinking really hard* Do you mean "Green Eggs and Ham"????  Weston: YES!

The trash can in the boys bathroom is full of torn pieces of unused toilet paper. According to dallin, the toilet paper "wouldn't tear in a straight line" and was therefore unusable.
From 2010

My classmates call me “the leaning tower of pancakes”!
-Levi (kindergarten)

The pelvis is my favorite bone in the body. It’s like the underwear of the skeleton. - Dallin (9)