I gave Levi a cup of cough syrup. He drinks it and says “Take THAT, cough!”

Weston has started making shapes out of his pee on the floor: "look mama, it's a helicopter!" I think this is a step backwards on the road to potty training.

2009

Have you thought about switching your kids to decaf coffee?
- our waiter tonight

2012-
Weston is a lover of words. Whenever he hears a new word he comes to me for the definition. Recently he asked me what "specific" and "terrorize" mean.  Then today he asked me what a demustardifyer is. I said "I don't think that's a word". He said "Yes it is, It's something that cleans up mustard".

Levi just referred to Grandma and Grandpa as "the grandpeople".

From 2009-
Weston: It tastes yucky mama.
Me: That's why we don't eat the outside of bananas.

Insult of the day: I hope you fart in your mouth!
-Levi