Man jogs down the beach. 

Levi: He’s running from the police. 

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At a friends house. Levi runs through the room and passes the dog and says “Hey kid, you want some drugs?” And then continues to run passed. 

Last night at dinner Weston says, "what would you do if you could fly?" And as everyone contemplated their answers, Levi says, "I'd disrupt the flight patterns of migrating birds"

😳😳😳

WHAT?!?

I put a quote up on a white board: Be brave enough to suck at something new.

I figured I’d put something up for us to discuss and ponder on every so often. 

Then yesterday, something happened and I exclaimed, “I’m the worst mom ever!” Levi replied, Well, at least you were brave enough to suck at parenting.

 Conversation at dinner:

Me: I'm just the weird and awkward one. 

Mike: I'm happy I married the weird and awkward one. 

Me: I'm glad you didn't write one of those tribute posts on Facebook for our anniversary.

 Dallin: Sometimes kids tease me for being short. But the thing is, you grow when you sleep and I think sleeping is a waste of time. 

 Levi: Mom, can I have a drink of your soda?

Me: No. 

Levi: *sigh* Here lies Levi. DEAD because of his mother’s selfishness. ☠️

 Levi starts crying from the back porch. 

Mike: What happened?

Dallin: Ok, don’t jump to conclusions, but in my defense…