Mike: I’m going to go create the sacrament programs for the next few weeks.

Weston: So you are about to piss off a whole bunch of people?

I was reading a book to the kids before bed and I read the word “badass”. 

Weston: wait. what?

Dallin: Did mom just say the “a” word?!?

Levi: Technically no. She said “badass”, which is one word that starts with a “b”.

 Weston to his brothers: I’ll give this lollipop to whoever says a cuss word first. 

Dallin: HELL!

Weston: That word doesn’t count because mom says it. 

Levi: ASS!

 Me: It’s stupid cold and I have to go to the stupid gym to exercise my stupid body and get stupid sore and everything is stupid and I hate it. 

Dallin: You look like you need a hug. *hugs me*

Dallin: Mom, could you NOT plan something for your anniversary? Or if you do, could you plan it for the week before or week after?

Me: Our anniversary is 7 months away. 

Dallin: I know! I made surprise plans for you, before you had a chance to make plans. Smart, huh? 

 Man jogs down the beach. 

Levi: He’s running from the police. 

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At a friends house. Levi runs through the room and passes the dog and says “Hey kid, you want some drugs?” And then continues to run passed. 

Last night at dinner Weston says, "what would you do if you could fly?" And as everyone contemplated their answers, Levi says, "I'd disrupt the flight patterns of migrating birds"

😳😳😳

WHAT?!?