Weston vs. the weather

Weston: Will you call the weather and make it rain tomorrow?

Weston vs. dinner guest

We had friends over for dinner last night.  As we ate our brownies ala mode for dessert, Weston asked Maribeth (the mom) if he could eat the chocolate chips out of her ice cream.

I just found a flip flop in the sink.

Weston vs. Library books

Weston's kindergarten class went to the library last week and he came home with a book called "Gila Monsters Meet You at the Airport".  It was a really cute book about a boy moving from New York to "the West".  Yesterday was library day again and he brought home a different book. Then last night we find him sobbing at the top of the stairs because he doesn't like his new library book and wants his "gila monster" book back.

Dallin vs. shapes

Conversation I never knew I'd have with my 2 year old:
Dallin: (pointing at the pattern on the TJMaxx shopping cart) Octagon?
Me: (counting sides) actually honey that's a hexagon.
Dallin: hex...agon?

Weston to the rescue

Conversation about the impending hurricane.
Mom: We should have a hurricane party. We can get our flashlight and lanterns and eat all the ice cream.
Weston: Right, because if the power goes out all the ice cream will melt.  Grandpa John said, "if a hurricane comes to Florida we would have to rescue the ice cream". Just like Diego rescues the animals we will rescue the ice cream.

Weston vs. class clown

We were talking to Weston about what Kindergarten is going to be like.
Me: At the beginning of class your teacher will call role.  When she says "Weston", you raise your and and say "here".
Dad: or you could raise your hand and say "present".
Weston: or I could raise my hand and say "Christmas".  hahahahahaha

He's all ready to be the class clown.