Some parents teach their children not to tattle. We encourage Weston to do it.
Weston: DALLIN IS ON TOP OF THE TV!!

So we had Chinese take-out for dinner. It came with 3 boxes of white rice. The boys didn't eat their dinner and I was tired of arguing with them so I sent them upstairs to play. A while later Dallin comes downstairs and says "Can you clean me up?" He had white rice all over his hands. I look at the table and there are no containers of white rice on the table. I don't know how I missed a 3-year old taking 3 containers full of rice upstairs, but you can imagine what he did with them. When I went to look for them, I found 3 empty containers.

Mike: It doesn't fit.
Dallin: IT DO FITS!
And now Mike's new favorite word is "dofits". He keeps calling me a dofits.

While shopping at Costco, Dallin spots something on a shelf that he wants. As we walked past Dallin says, "Oh mama, look at that! Mama, I wanna show you something! Mama, make a U-turn!!!"

Mike took the boys on a hike. As they climbed a steep hill, Dallin says, "This hill is HEAVY!"

Weston: Can we go out for ice cream tonight?
Me: No, not tonight.
Weston: Don't you mean 'yes'?

I thought I had out-smarted Dallin by turning his bedroom doorknob around allowing me to lock it from the outside. It was working just fine until today, when he figured out how to unlock it with a penny he had hiding in his room.