Leaving Target for the 3rd time this week and Levi yells "SUPER TARGET TO THE RESCUE!!!!!"

Levi: ma, who's your favorite super hero?

Mom: Dallin. 

Dallin: <delighted giggle>

Weston: Mom, would you want a single light saber or a double?

Mom: Well if a single was good enough for Yoda, I suppose it's good enough for me. Plus you know how clumsy I am, if I had a double, I'd probobly poke myself with it. 

After giving Weston a cupcake-

Mom: Do you like it when mom surprises you with treats like that?

Weston: I would prefer a surprise trip to Australia. 

I come downstairs and Levi (who is potty training) is running around with no underwear on. 

Me: Levi, does the kitty like to play with things that dangle?

Levi: yes

Me: Then don't you think you should put some underwear on? 

D just poked his head in the back door: Mom! Weston just pushed the self-destruct button on the house!

Weston: I dreamed last night that I got both coal and toys in my stocking because I was both good and bad.