Giving Levi a diaper change:
Step 1: Gather supplies. New diaper, vaseline for the circumcision, diaper rash cream and wipes. Also  grab a another adult, as this is a 2-person job.
Step 2: Open up new diaper and coat the front with vaseline to prevent the circumcision from sticking.
Step 3: Undress baby and pry his legs out of fetal position. This is difficult.
Step 4: Remove diaper and clean poo from butt. Put new diaper under him.
Step 5: Shield yourself from pee that shoots fast and as far as 5 feet (we've measured the splatter pattern).
Step 6: Grab nearest burp cloth to cover penis and sop up puddles that are within reach. (One handed as you are still trying to hold his feet away from circumcised penis).
Step 7: Clean up the poo that came out along with the pee.
Step 8: Grab new diaper and apply vaseline to the front.
Step 9: Apply apply cream to butt and vaseline to circumcision.
Step 10: Send second adult to find another outfit, as this one is now peed on.
Step 11: Dress baby.
Step 12: Repeat steps 2-11 because he just pooped in his diaper again before you could get him dressed.