Mom: Weston, what should we make for dessert tonight?
Weston: Um, brownies, cookies or angel food cake.
Mom: I have this yellow cake mix, we could make it with chocolate frosting.
Weston: Brownies, cookies or angel food cake.
Mom: I don't have any angel food cake.
Weston: Then brownies or cookies.
Mom: I don't like brownies.
Weston: Then cookies.
Mom: But I want to make up this yellow cake mix.
Weston: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK ME?!?!?!
Mom: (laughing at how ridiculous I sound) I'm just trying to get you ready for marriage!