Mom vs. Dishes

The dish crisis has reached a new low.  


This morning I ate my oatmeal with a baby spoon and stirred my chocolate milk with a knife. 

W vs. nature

W:  Where does Jello grow?

W vs. Make up

W: Mama, When I grow up to be a girl, can I put on make up?

Mom vs. Dinner

Dinner Tonight:
Shrimp Ceaser salad with homemade bread sticks. 


Now, what am I going to feed the kids???

W vs. movie lines

Actual line from the movie 'Toy Story':
Zerg: SO! We meet again, Buzz Lightyear. FOR THE LAST TIME!!!


Weston's interpretation:
Zerg: SO! Dee deet aden, Buzz Wightyear. OR WAST TIME!!!!!

Daddy vs. patience

After being home with the kids most of the day, Mike says to me, "I am just about all out of patience". 


Welcome to my world. 

Dad vs. D

I shouldn't laugh, but D is chucking his dinner at Mike.  Literally chucking his food.  Mike's shirt is covered in dinner. 

Mom vs.Things where they don't belong

Why is there a piece of pizza in the dishwasher??

Mom vs. Logic

W: (Screaming sob over and over) I want my ____________! (I don't even remember what it was.)


Mom:  Well, I want you to stop screaming so I guess we are even.

Mom vs. the jungle upstairs

The boys are in bed. 


W has his Curious George doll and there are monkey sounds comings from his room. 
D has an elephant in his crib and we can hear loud BRRRRROOOOOOOs coming from his room. 


It's a jungle up there. 

Mom vs. the dramatic *sigh*

I am not loving watching my parenting being mirrored back at me by my son.  The yelling was one thing, but now W has started giving a dramatic *sigh* when he doesn't like something.  


*sigh*

Mom vs. the camera cord

I wonder why my camera cord won't work??  Maybe it has something to do with the BITE MARKS in the cord!!!

Laundry vs. the extra clean diaper

D put a diaper into the laundry.  
We didn't notice until it was time to fold. 

Mom vs. Curious W

Setting: Getting into the van after picking up W from preschool.


W: So mama, what did you do while I was a school today?

Mom vs. The Pill

The line at the Pharmacy was amused when W asked, "Why do you need medicine, mama?".  
I replied, "To make sure I don't have any more babies".