I was reading a book to the kids before bed and I read the word “badass”. 

Weston: wait. what?

Dallin: Did mom just say the “a” word?!?

Levi: Technically no. She said “badass”, which is one word that starts with a “b”.

 Weston to his brothers: I’ll give this lollipop to whoever says a cuss word first. 

Dallin: HELL!

Weston: That word doesn’t count because mom says it. 

Levi: ASS!

 Me: It’s stupid cold and I have to go to the stupid gym to exercise my stupid body and get stupid sore and everything is stupid and I hate it. 

Dallin: You look like you need a hug. *hugs me*