The boys are playing checkers.
Dallin: this is my rook.
Levi: this is my rook, this is my king, and this is my princess.
Weston: Levi, your piece is in checkmate.
(Emphasis on the fact that these are checkers pieces)

Weston: do they make people sized 3-D printers?
Mike: yes.
Weston: I could make a life sized ME!?!
Me: What are you going to do with a life sized Weston?
Weston: It would be Sooo HANDSOME!!