Ah the sights and sounds of Christmas-

“Momma, I dropped my nutcracker’s head into my hot chocolate”.
-Levi, age 5

Levi: Hey Ma, What’s weirder: Lady Gaga or belly button butt cheeks?

D: This is my white print. 

Me: A what?

D: A white print. It’s like a blue print but I only had white paper. 

So I’m out shopping with Levi and we see a Hanukkah display.

Levi: Look mommy, Honda!

Me: You mean Hanukkah. 

Levi: (sings) Happy Honda-days 🎶 

December 2011:
I noticed today that I have 5 wholly guacamole coupons that are about to expire. So we went to target and woohoo they are on sale!  Now Dallin and I are in guacamole heaven with our 5 boxes of guacamole.
P.S. There just might not be anything cuter than a 2 year old asking "More gak-a-mo-EE"