Weston: Can we go out for ice cream tonight?
Me: No, not tonight.
Weston: Don't you mean 'yes'?

I thought I had out-smarted Dallin by turning his bedroom doorknob around allowing me to lock it from the outside. It was working just fine until today, when he figured out how to unlock it with a penny he had hiding in his room. 

I was hearing Dallin playing quietly in my bedroom. I walked in and said, "Dallin, are you being good?" He gave a big smile and shook his head "no".

Witness the birth of a class clown:

Weston: Mommy, while I was waiting for my bus to come, I started making a face and saying (in a funny voice) 'I have a big mouth'.  All the kids were laughing at me and I LIKED it!!!

Out of the blue:

Weston: Daddy will you teach me how to pay taxes?
Mike: whaaa? Why do you need to know that?
Weston: So that I can pay them!!

We just got back from Back to School night. After Weston's teacher finished talking she came over to Mike and I and said that while she was hanging up a number line high on the wall last week, Weston called out, "Shouldn't a MAN be doing that?"

Weston and Dallin are wrestling all over the living room. Dallin keeps getting hurt and coming to me for sympathy. Every time he comes to me I say "If you wrestle with Weston, you are going to get hurt." and he runs off to wrestle some more.