You have a heart in your body and a crack in your butt. -Levi

After Dallin and Levi bonked, Dallin says "That was Super Painful"!

Mom: is that your super hero name? "SUPER PAINFUL TO THE RESCUE!"

He is the cause of and solution to all your problems. 

Weston: I didn't want ham in my quesadilla!!

Me: That's not ham, it's unicorn meat. 

Weston: ....It's delicious!

Levi calls lasagna "weezangna".

Me: When I was a kid, the only thing cell phones could do was make a phone call. 

Weston: That sounds stupid. 

Dinner conversation

Weston: Babies eat so messy. Does anyone eat messier than a baby?

Mike: Maybe a pig?

Mom: I think Dallin is the messiest. 

Dallin: Can I stick my head in my soup?

Me: Dallin would you turn on the fan?

Dallin: YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE!

Levi: We don't drink coffee. 

Dad: Where did you learn that?

Levi: At Costco. 

(Mom: they were giving away coffee samples at Costco today.)

{while eating lunch}
Levi: do monsters eat people?

Me: Monsters eat hotdogs. 

Levi: (looks at his hotdog) I AM NOT A MONSTER!

Talking to Weston about the possibility of taking piano lessons-

Me: I think you could enjoy it and develop a new talent. 

Weston: I already have a talent!

Me: What is it?

Weston: Being the weirdest kid at school. 

Dallin: I'd rather be a cat. 

Levi: I'd rather be naked!

Leaving Target for the 3rd time this week and Levi yells "SUPER TARGET TO THE RESCUE!!!!!"

Levi: ma, who's your favorite super hero?

Mom: Dallin. 

Dallin: <delighted giggle>

Weston: Mom, would you want a single light saber or a double?

Mom: Well if a single was good enough for Yoda, I suppose it's good enough for me. Plus you know how clumsy I am, if I had a double, I'd probobly poke myself with it. 

After giving Weston a cupcake-

Mom: Do you like it when mom surprises you with treats like that?

Weston: I would prefer a surprise trip to Australia. 

I come downstairs and Levi (who is potty training) is running around with no underwear on. 

Me: Levi, does the kitty like to play with things that dangle?

Levi: yes

Me: Then don't you think you should put some underwear on? 

D just poked his head in the back door: Mom! Weston just pushed the self-destruct button on the house!