D comes running across the room, trips, falls, and starts pulling himself along the ground with his hands.

W vs. babysitting

We are all getting ready to go out for the evening and I jokingly said something about leaving Weston home alone.
W: BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA STAY HERE AND WATCH ME!!!!

Mom vs. Bed time

Mom's bedtime routine:  Brush teeth, take out contacts, check to make sure Dallin is still wearing his pajamas....

D vs. prayer

We took a family walk down to the lake.  Randomly, D gets on his knees and folds his arms.  We think its funny and adorable, but W thinks it's hysterical. He is laughing so hard he can barely breathe.  Mike says to W, "Help D pray".
So W begins to pray for D:
(barely able to speak from all the laughing)
Dear Heavenly Father, Thank you for this GREAT day at the lake! In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

W vs. bathroom habits

While running to the bathroom:

W: I gotta go poo poo and pee pee.

Me: W, you don't have to tell me that. Just go!

W: Yes, I do. 

W vs. Language part 2

Me: W, try this jelly bean. It tastes like lemonade.
W: OH MY GOSH! IT DOES!!!