Playing assassin at a birthday party and someone winks at Levi so he has to died. He dramatically falls to the ground proclaiming “Noooooooooooo! I promised my mother grandchildren”!

 Levi, in the pool, says to another boy learning to swim: TRUST THE LAWS OF NATURE!!

Me: Alright! Breakfast is made, lunches are made, snacks are packed! Mama is on a roll!

Levi: on a roll off a cliff! 

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 At a restaurant-

Levi: How come those people get juice and I have to have water?!?

Me: Their mom must love them more than I love you. 

Levi: THERE CAN NEVER BE MORE LOVE BETWEEN YOU AND ME!!