"Put that down! French toast is not finger food!"

"Don't shake the ketchup bottle after the lid is off"

"Get your hand out of your water cup!"

All in one meal!

Dallin did something wrong and mike sent him to his room. Levi was not happy about it. He climbed into Mike's lap, scowled at him, and said "D!" (His word for Dallin) 

I told dallin he could not go outside and play in the street. As my punishment for making him mad, he locked me out of my bedroom. 

By the time I discovered it, he cheerfully told me that he was "not mad at me anymore" and I could just "pop the door open or sleep on the couch"! 

Mike had to come home and dismantle  the door knob. 

I can hear my heart beep. 

- Dallin

Me: everyone is eating and no one is complaining!

Weston: I'm complaining in my head. 

Me: I'll take it!

Dallin: Will you play trains with me? Here, you be the helicopter. 

Me: *makes helicopter noise*

Dallin: (looks disappointed) No mom, like this: tick tick tick tick. 

Me: chika chika chika chicka 

Dallin: chick chick chick chick

Me: ticka ticka ticka ticka 

Dallin:  toka toka toka toka

I don't think we ever agreed in what sound helicopters make. 

Weston: when I'm a dad I'm going to drive a blue convertible! 

Dallin: when I'm a dad I'm going to drive a helicopter. And a boat. 

Weston: I need a sentence with the word "many". Me: "I ate too many pieces of pizza". Weston: There is NO such thing as eating too much pizza!!!