Weston to the rescue

Conversation about the impending hurricane.
Mom: We should have a hurricane party. We can get our flashlight and lanterns and eat all the ice cream.
Weston: Right, because if the power goes out all the ice cream will melt.  Grandpa John said, "if a hurricane comes to Florida we would have to rescue the ice cream". Just like Diego rescues the animals we will rescue the ice cream.

Weston vs. class clown

We were talking to Weston about what Kindergarten is going to be like.
Me: At the beginning of class your teacher will call role.  When she says "Weston", you raise your and and say "here".
Dad: or you could raise your hand and say "present".
Weston: or I could raise my hand and say "Christmas".  hahahahahaha

He's all ready to be the class clown.

D vs. imagination

We said the dinner prayer and began to eat. Only problem, we had put the boys' dinner in the refrigerator so it would cool off.  Mike joked with the boys who had no food in front of them to "eat your dinner".  Weston fussed that he had no dinner.  We looked over at Dallin who, with a big smile, scooped up a handful of nothing on his tray and stuffed it into his mouth.

Dallin

Dallin sobbing in the back seat:
Maaamaaamaaaamaaaaaa
Dallin sees a bus:
BUS!!!!
Maaaamaaamaaaamaaamaaaa.....

The language of Weston

Occasionally, when you ask Weston a question he responds, "Let my see" (As opposed to "let me see").
I love it so much, I can't bring myself to correct him.  :)

Weston's first joke (too sweet not to post)

Weston: What did the baby cheese say to the daddy cheese?
Me: What?
Weston: "I love you daddy."