Weston vs. class clown

We were talking to Weston about what Kindergarten is going to be like.
Me: At the beginning of class your teacher will call role.  When she says "Weston", you raise your and and say "here".
Dad: or you could raise your hand and say "present".
Weston: or I could raise my hand and say "Christmas".  hahahahahaha

He's all ready to be the class clown.