2011
Weston: Where's the book about 'mac n cheese'?
Me: What????
Weston: The book about 'mac n cheese'!
Me: The book about 'Macaroni and Cheese'?????
Weston: No, 'Mac n cheese'!
Me: *thinking really hard* Do you mean "Green Eggs and Ham"????  Weston: YES!

The trash can in the boys bathroom is full of torn pieces of unused toilet paper. According to dallin, the toilet paper "wouldn't tear in a straight line" and was therefore unusable.
From 2010

My classmates call me “the leaning tower of pancakes”!
-Levi (kindergarten)