Saturday, April 27, 2019

From 2009-
Weston: It tastes yucky mama.
Me: That's why we don't eat the outside of bananas.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Insult of the day: I hope you fart in your mouth!
-Levi
Levi: let’s play charades. what am I?
Mom:  A snail? A wet towel? Someone doing yoga?
Levi:  i’ll give you a hint. Pirates are looking for me.
Mom:  buried treasure!

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Levi calls a bruise a “broo”. If you have 2, the plural would be broos or “bruise”.