At the doctor's office.
Nurse: Weston has perfect hearing!
Me: HA! I disagree.

Weston comes home from his first day in 1st grade and says, "Mom, am I in high school now?"

Setting: We are driving home from vacation in NC and the boys are eating granola bars.  Mike looks back and tells me that Dallin has fallen asleep while holding his granola bar. Weston chimes in: yeah, so I just took his granola bar. We couldn't stop laughing over the fact that Weston noticed Dallin had fallen asleep and took the opportunity to swipe the top half of his granola bar right out of his sleeping fist.

Random comments by Weston:

"I need to learn to pay taxes."

What???? Why do you need to learn to pay taxes?

Weston: Because I don't know how to!

Dallin watching a commercial for the latest action movie on tv:
"Stop fighting guys!!!"