I found dallin sitting on the toilet holding a bottle of shampoo. I take it away and put it on the top shelf in the shower. (Side note; dallin has been known to make massive messes with bottles of shampoo).  Later, while he was supposed to be brushing his teeth I found him holding the bottle of shampoo again. So I took it and put it back on the top shelf of the shower.

Dallin: I can still reach it there. You should put it higher. 

Dad: how about if I ask you nicely not to touch it any more?

Dallin: I just don't think that will work. 

Dallin: Ma, Weston's stuck up in a tree. You need to call a fire truck.