Some parents teach their children not to tattle. We encourage Weston to do it.
Weston: DALLIN IS ON TOP OF THE TV!!

So we had Chinese take-out for dinner. It came with 3 boxes of white rice. The boys didn't eat their dinner and I was tired of arguing with them so I sent them upstairs to play. A while later Dallin comes downstairs and says "Can you clean me up?" He had white rice all over his hands. I look at the table and there are no containers of white rice on the table. I don't know how I missed a 3-year old taking 3 containers full of rice upstairs, but you can imagine what he did with them. When I went to look for them, I found 3 empty containers.