Levi 2020:

Levi: A girl at school said that the tooth fairy turns our baby teeth into stars. 

Me: I thought she sold them to spray paint companies. 

Levi: huh?? 

Me: Go shake a can of spray paint and tell me what you hear. 

Levi: I think she turns them into a giant tooth monster!

Me: Will you please draw me a picture of the giant tooth monster?